THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS (PARODY)

THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS (PARODY)
(Mike Inman)

On the first day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
A cartridge in a bear tree.

On the second day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Two SKS's
And A cartridge in a bear tree.

On the third day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Three AK-47's
Two SKS's
And A cartridge in a bear tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Four Sig Sauer 556R
Three AK-47's
Two SKS's
And A cartridge in a bear tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Five Cases Of Rounds
Four Sig Sauer 556R
Three AK-47's
Two SKS's
And A cartridge in a bear tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Six M107 50cal rifles
Five cases of Rounds
Four Sig Sauer 556R
Three AK-47's
Two SKS's
And A cartridge in a bear tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Seven Barska 6-24x50 Sniper Scopes
Six M107 50cal rifles
Five cases of Rounds
Four Sig Sauer 556R
Three AK-47's
Two SKS's
And A cartridge in a bear tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Eight Barska 6-24x50 Sniper Scopes
Seven UTS-15 tactical shotguns
Six M107 50cal rifles
Five cases of Rounds
Four Sig Sauer 556R
Three AK-47's
Two SKS's
And A cartridge in a bear tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Nine Cases hand grenades
Eight Barska 6-24x50 Sniper Scopes
Six M107 50cal rifles
Six Six 50cal rifles
Five cases of Rounds
Four Sig Sauer 556R
Three AK-47's
Two SKS's
And A cartridge in a bear tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Ten M134 Triple Gatling cannons
Nine Cases hand grenades
Eight Barska 6-24x50 Sniper Scopes
Seven UTS-15 tactical shotguns
Six M107 50cal rifles
Five cases of Rounds
Four Sig Sauer 556R
Three AK-47's
Two SKS's
And A cartridge in a bear tree.SKS's

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Eleven tones of plastic
Ten M134 Triple Gatling cannons
Nine Cases hand grenades
Eight Barska 6-24x50 Sniper Scopes
Seven UTS-15 tactical shotguns
Six M107 50cal rifle
Five cases of Rounds
Four Sig Sauer 556R
Three AK-47's
Two SKS's
And A cartridge in a bear tree.SKS's

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Twelve nuclear bombs
Eleven tones of plastic
Ten M134 Triple Gatling cannons
Nine Cases hand grenades
Eight Barska 6-24x50 Sniper Scopes
Seven UTS-15 tactical shotguns
Six M107 50cal rifle
Five cases of Rounds
Four Sig Sauer 556R
Three AK-47's
Two SKS's
And A cartridge in a bear tree.SKS's